Title: I'm Just A Vulcan Who Can't Say No
Author: Mark Russel Stanley
Contact: mrs260@gmail.com
Series: TOS
Part: 1/1
Rating: PG-13
Codes: K/S, filk
Summary: Spock sets his tale of woe to the music of Rodgers and Hammerstein.
Warning: naughty m/m lyrics
Disclaimer: Star Trek is the property of Paramount. This story, written in 2001, never has been and never will be sold.
Feedback: Any and all. Criticism welcome.

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I'm Just A Vulcan Who Can't Say No
by Mark Russel Stanley

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It isn't a question of not knowing what to do.
I've known what was logical since I was young.
I've heard a lot of stories and I know that they are true.
About how Vulcan restraint is undone.

I know I mustn't fall into the pit,
But when I'm with the Captain, I forget!

I'm just a Vulcan who can't say no,
I'm in an untenable position!
I say "That seems the logical choice,"
Just when I should see the physician!

When a human tries to kiss a Vulcan,
I know he ought to tell him he's crass.
But now when Captain Kirk kisses me,
I find I only wish to pinch his ass!

I'm in Pon Farr and lights are low,
My eyes and heart are on fire
I cannot be a liar
If I don't come I'll expire
I can't say no!

What should you do when your Captain gets flirty
and starts to talk dirty? What should you do?
Supposing that he says that your lips are like green cherries,
or rose leaves or green berries? What should you do?
Supposing that he says that he has sweet cream,
and you have to have cream or die?
What should you do when he speaks that way?
Spit in his eye?

I'm just a Vulcan who can't say no.
Can't seem to say it at all!
I know I cannot fight this foe
Unless I heed Captain Kirk's call!

For a while I act refined and cool,
Sitting in his quarters drinking tea.
Then I think of Surak's wisdom,
And spear Captain Kirk as he would spear me!
I can't resist a Romeo
In those tight uniform slacks
Pon Farr's beginning to tax
I'll just lie back and relax
I can't say no!

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END
Mark

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